Today, Senate Republicans met to draft a long awaited revision of the Pledge of Allegiance to more closely align the Pledge with their core beliefs. The revised Pledge of Allegiance passed the Republican subcommittee unanimously. Observers resoundingly declared that the new Pledge of Allegiance much better represents the core values of the American people under Republican government.
I pledge allegiance to Grover Norquist of Americans for Tax Reform,
and to the reductions for which it stands,
one Nation under God and Jimmy Swaggart,
with neither Social Security nor Medicare at all.